Calling all Wanks, Bimbo's, and BackSLiders (especially you backsliders) The spring has sprung, all the grass is still shig,
I wonder where the hashers is?
I hear they drink all the beer, but that can't be
I still have miles to go of hiding cans in front of me.
(courtesy of your Hares, Uncle B, and Donnie)
What: 716th _unning - Breakup Hash
Hares: Uncle Bondage & Donnie the Retard
When: Saturday, April 26th, 2014 @ 3pm
Where: 8101 Elmore Road (Abbot Loop Community Park) HASH HERE!
Why: Because Saturday's a hashing day! The weather out has been fantastic so expect to spend a good bit of time out in it. The snow has been melting so expect to spend a good bit of time in it. There have been lots of mooses out pooping, so expect to spend a good bit of time in it. The only way you're not going to wind up covered in the shig is if you don't come to trail. Circle is going to be outside to welcome the _unning season.
Hash gear: Whistles! Thirst! Appreciation of the Great Outdoors, cold beer and SHIGGY! Bring Dry socks/shoes/clothes! Bear spray optional (the hares are carrying). No ID necessary, but what kind of a responsible adult doesn't carry one all the time? Intended trail is Dog friendly, but NOT stroller friendly. Hash cash is still just Six Bucks!
*Statement of virginity is conditional and intended to apply only to the attendees previous attendance at a hash. Sexual virginity and of what sort is not guaranteed and any verbal statements to that effect should be verified by a physical exam. Especially after a beer or three.
A2H3 Drinking Practice is held every Wednesday between 5pm and 8pm at Midnight Sun Brewery. Cum, drink, be merry!
UP CUMMING HASHS FOR 2014!
(All upcumming events can be found on FaceBook, HashSpace, & this site...)
May 10th, Trail #717: Rush Gumballz & SpongeBoob SkwirtzPantz
May 24th, BASH (Bike Hash), Trail #718: Popeye’s Bitch
June 7th, Trail #719: Strummin N Cummin, IC Member, & Nut Wrangler
June 8th, Mudfactor Obstacle Course
1:15pm Wave Time
Team: Anchorage Alaska Hash House Harriers
June 21, RED DRESS RUN, Trail #720: Luvv Cannal & Blue Junk & Subaru In My Hoohoo
July 5th, Trail #721: Cums Solo
July 19th, Trail #722: Mandingo Massacre
August 1st-3rd, CAMP HASH 2014! CLICK HERE FOR INFO!
August 16th: HARES NEEDED
August 30th: HARES NEEDED
September 13th: HARES NEEDED
September 27th: HARES NEEDED
October 11th: HARES NEEDED
October 25th: Cums Solo
November 8th: Luvv Cannal
November 22nd: HARES NEEDED
December 6th: HARES NEEDED
December 20th : HARES NEEDED
A2H3's 2015 EVENTS!
June 19th-21st, Great Alaska Interhash: Info Here
Interhash, Friday PM Trail, Red Dress Run: HARES NEEDED
Interhash, Saturday AM Trail: HARES NEEDED
Interhash, Saturday PM Trail: HARES NEEDED
Interhash, Sunday AM Trail: HARES NEEDED
Think you have what it takes to trail us through the shiggy? Let Toys 4 Twats know if you're interested in laying a trail... email@example.com
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